Acting is half shame, half glory. Shame at exhibiting yourself, glory when you can forget yourself.
— John Gielgud
1. my boss’s “in” with Second City that’s netted me tickets for a Saturday evening performance of Barack Stars
2. the way foreign boys speak English
3. the way pants feel against newly-shaven legs
What have you got?
Hear Me in the Harmony 
Have a fabulous time at Second City! I’ve been to Second City in Chicago and I had a blast, I can’t wait to take in another show.