“When I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
— Barack Obama
Dear Downstairs Neighbor,
I know it’s Friday night/early Saturday morning, and you’re young, and you just want to have fun. That’s all well and good, but the next time I get a contact high just from walking into my building, I’m going to call the police. Haven’t you been to college? Put a wet towel at the bottom of the door.