Open Letter

“I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.”
— Arthur Denton, Little Shop of Horrors

Dear Person Who Found My Blog By Searching “I’m in love with my dentist crush marry” Seven Times:

Me too! Gosh, I hope we don’t have the same dentist. That would be awkward. Good luck to you!



3 thoughts on “Open Letter

  1. Sorry, that was me. 🙂

    Actually it wasn’t but I thought it would be funny to say it was. But now that I say that, it isn’t that funny. Moving on…

    I review search strings people use that lead them to my blog too…and as you know, there’s some crazy shix out there.

    Oh, and thanks for the mention in your post a bit ago. Hopefully you didn’t think my comment was meant in any negative way. I don’t know anything about anything so sometimes say things that don’t sound right because I’m having to talk around my foot. I ramble a lot too…

  2. Oh, Spike, I totally didn’t take it negatively; you’re absolutely right – how could I have forgotten something like that? And I didn’t really, I had just rationalized it in my head at the time, and it got filed away as “not cheating” where it stayed until I re-read my journal and my 30-year-old self saw the truth of the situation.

    I’m writing down the really good search terms that lead people here and I’m going to do a whole post about them one day. Some of them are pretty funny. Becca, of Magic Jewball fame (see blogroll), does a “Snappy answers to stupid questions” feature on her blog where she takes the search terms and snarks on them. It’s one of my favorite things she does.

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